All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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