Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Why can't burritos get me drunk
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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