No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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