I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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