You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
that's an acceptable place to lick
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
