Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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