dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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