i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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