Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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