Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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