are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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