How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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