i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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