butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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