I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
There r osticjed everywhere
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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