Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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