my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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