Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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