let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
So squirting runs in the family.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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