I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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