vagina is talking i cant
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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