I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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