i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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