and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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