Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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