Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
God, I missed his penis.
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