Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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