apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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