Ketchup is God's man juice
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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