ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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