love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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