"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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