Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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