thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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