Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Randomize
