Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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