You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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