im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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