Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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