Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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