its not stalking. its research.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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