Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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