You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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