I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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