remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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