Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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