please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I think I am morally bankrupt
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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