no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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