i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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