I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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