Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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