he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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