i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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