My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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